Worst Jokes

What's the Internet's favorite animal?
 The lynx.



What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
 If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
 Breathe, idiot! BREATHE! 

What bone will a dog never eat? A trombone. 

Top 3

1: What did the apple say to the banana? 2: I don't know, what? 1: Nothing idiot, apples can't talk!
2: Oh... Sorry...


What is the longest word in the English language? 
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!


What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter? 
An envelope.

Why is an elephant big gray and wrinkly?


Because if it were small white and smooth, it would be an aspirin.

What is a blue Point on the map of Santa Catarina?

BLUEmenal....

Joke

Every year, a group of ants gather iniside a pen to dance. What is the name of the Movie?



 Independence Day