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1: What did the apple say to the banana? 2: I don't know, what? 1: Nothing idiot, apples can't talk!
2: Oh... Sorry...


What is the longest word in the English language? 
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!


What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter? 
An envelope.

Why is an elephant big gray and wrinkly?


Because if it were small white and smooth, it would be an aspirin.

What is a blue Point on the map of Santa Catarina?

BLUEmenal....

Joke

Every year, a group of ants gather iniside a pen to dance. What is the name of the Movie?



 Independence Day