Worst Jokes

What's the Internet's favorite animal?
 The lynx.



What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
 If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
 Breathe, idiot! BREATHE! 

What bone will a dog never eat? A trombone.